Silly moments

[AshKa]

this one is from my blog, its very Engrish coz I wrote that a long time ago, although my English is still no good omaygat

Jolie fights with robot. She holds his 'arms', but before he smashed the walls! She's such a super woman!

After killing poor robot, Jolie goes to her room with bottle in right hand, then camera shows her from another angle – and bottle is in the LEFT hand.

Ah, Jolie's naked ass. She really likes to show her naked body. But here she choosed some French actress to show the butt instead. And that was done by request of Simon West (director), seems like someone has some FAT going on!

Young Lara has brown eyes (just like the actual), what about Jolie?

The Croft Manor fighting scene – when the bad guys are falling on the balcony they smash them. I wonder if the Croft Manor was made from the sand????

Same thing goes to the weapons – the riffle brakes in two when Jolie throws one bad guy on other two. Tsk, plastic

The telescope in Croft Manor is fucking AMAZING! Jolie must sell it to NASA, just because Earth's biggest telescope will show you Pluto, Uranium, Neptune, only as tiny dots. I wonder can she see some alien cities with it too?

Cambodia. While Powell is getting a massage outside the temple, he talks to Lara over the phone - Powell is using an Ericsson phone that is not flipped open and cannot be used in this state

Cambodia. Alex is helping poor guys to bring the statue down. But he appears near of it instantly after it collapses (bottom left corner).

When Alex opens the door he see an old Italian woman with ONE towel. Then with scream AAAAAH she throws TWO towels. Cold shower

When Jolie sneaks in the temple for Powell she drops the light on the floor. But soon it will appear again IN her hand.

Very weird Dead Zone they have there – their lights works fine!

Siberia (actually the Iceland). Jolie speaks with Russian girl. Russian my ass! The exact translation:
-Will go through the ice lake?
- yes
- to the cavern?
- yes to the cavern!
- don't go, you are risking of all to see him once more
- see who?
- of your father

Poor Alex. He has no blood, and even the knife in his heart gives him no bleeding

When Jolie jumps into the water for Alex we can see a "Billy Bob" tattoo on her hand.

Final fighting scene. Jolie puts her guns on the FLOOR. Few mins later she will kill Manfred and ran away with her guns back IN holsters.

Oh and by the way. When Jolie uses the triangle to rotate the knife we can see the rotating Earth and moving water. It supposed to stay still!

Have a look on Angelina's breasts. Closer, closer… Just because you won't see such tits in the next movie – seems like the balloons in her bra got popped